The upside down story

Gentlemen and ladies
And bald headed babies
Today I stand before you
To stand behind you
To tell you something of which I know nothing
Last Thursday was a good Friday
There was mothers meeting for fathers only
Admissions was free pay at the door
Take a chair and sit on the floor
Now I began my downside up story
One fine morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys awoke to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Took the knives and shot each other
One deaf policeman came on hearing the noise
Come to rescue the two dead boys
If you don’t believe my lies are true
Ask the blind lady she saw it too
This is the story of all my wonders
I hope you forgive me for all my blunders.